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Some Filipino food based puns from this Christmas Eve >

Tita: “Should we cut the longganisa into smaller pieces?” Me: “No, then it would be shortanisa”

“Why is the dessert tray all the way over here? Nobody puts ube in the corner!”

25/12/24, 11:49 am0 reposts0 likes

Me: “How’s that arroz caldo?” Cousin: “It’s alright. I should have warmed it up, though.” Me: “Sounds like it’s arroz coldo”