Steven on Mythryl: “New rule for the beach: Offsides. When swimming at the beach, you…”

New rule for the beach: Offsides. When swimming at the beach, you can never be the furthest from the shore. Q: What if you’re swimming with a friend? A: Worry about yourself! More FAQs: actsofvolition.com/2026/08/beac...

actsofvolition.comBeach OffsidesI have invented a new rule for swimming at the beach: When swimming at the beach, you can never be the furthest from the shore. Frequently asked questions (probably): Q: What if I’m swimming with a fr...

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