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Such a good metaphor!

By sex, he is probably referring to masturbation, as that is his only point of reference.

heaven forbid he use the cloth scissors on something else

No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.

The useful correction is that pleasure isn’t a gender trait; it’s a feedback loop. When a partner treats her arousal as information—not a verdict or a race—curiosity and desire have somewhere to grow.

We do, we just don't make it our entire reason for existing or building relationships.

"Women enjoy sex more. Don't believe me? Next time your ear itches, stick your finger in it. Now, which feels better, your finger or your ear?"

Just saying, this chick asked me to explain last night, she said she had "one lesbian experience, she got me off, then I got her off, then she went "Oh, you really are straight", WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" I'm like... Oh. That's a tragic experience. That poor lesbian. 🥺🫂

He's so close to a moment of realization, but alas, it will remain as distant for him as a woman's orgasm.

I think a lot of them care and intentionally make it awful for their partner.

He's either bad at it and/or insists on constantly pestering women who have no interest in him that way. The creepy mentality of having to win a woman over means that certain men have zero interest in women who like them back.

Ad-fonso is obviously no latin lover ( or decent lover of any ilk) cos to be a lover you actual have to love and care about the other person, otherwise its just masturbation using some-else's skin. And how will this teach you about other's experience? It just can't. Poor sad deluded lil'pr*ck

Hey! He is up to 5 minutes..... (joking)

I dislike sex, I view it as annoying and would rather just cuddle someone and watch a terrible movie with them, but how is it that I have never left anyone in my bed while men who claim to love it seem to be intentionally so crap at it?

Counterpoint: You suck at sex. You aren't even a gift to yourself. If you were any good at it, the women would be asking you to come back, or, asking if they can see you again.

If I were a guy, you couldn’t water board that out of me 😂