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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

I know BlueSky is ONLY for talking about the evil orange criminal, but I REALLY need to talk about MYSELF. I need an income, because I'm not an evil orange criminal who steals billions, or any of his billionaire buddies. I can sell life insurance, but I'm shit at convincing people to do anything.

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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

If I don't find a way to get myself to actively start doing this work with one company or another, I'm going to be in dire straits before Christmas. And I'll be begging you all for money for food for me & my cats by New Year's Eve. And that really fucking sucks. But so does my having to sell.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

So, I guess I fucking HAVE to sell shit. Even though I suck at & HATE selling shit. I have to sell you all life insurance, or sell you tarot readings, or numerology readings, or 3D prints (even though my printer is clogged), or sell you on donating enough to help me survive. Which will it be?

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

So, what should I do to survive? Get another job I will end up getting fired from because of my personality issues that make me not a good employee? Or start my online begging campaign now, because I know I can't hack it? Or get you all to take "financial advice" aka life insurance sales from me?

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

I may need help to survive because I suck at helping myself, between my autism, ADHD, aphantasia, alexithymia, affectiveness, dyscalculia, depression, & anxiety. What would you be willing to buy from me? What would you be willing to have me sell to you? Even though I hate having to sell anything.