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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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If anyone can help me out with work or mutual financial aid, I could really use it. Seems like every place l apply to ghosts me. #mutualaid #lookingforwork #employment #help www.gofundme.com/f/easing-the...

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

I wish I could get hired for at least $2000 a month so that I can stop begging all the time. Anyone out there wants to hire me for something I can do remotely, let me know. (That isn't insurance or poor for illegal.) I would prefer that kind of job to something I have to travel to.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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If you want to listen to some fun music written by Daniel Hart, and one by Beaudelaire, sung beautifully by Sam Reid as The Vampire Lestat, check this playlist out.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Louis, come get your husband! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§›πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€£ Updated the playlist to include the newest Vampire Lestat songs, La Fontaine de Sang & Why Do I Have To Feel. #IWTV #TVL #Loustat #InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat #LestatdeLioncourt music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

music.apple.comLestat de Lioncourt by Jennie Jonzen on Apple MusicPlaylist Β· 14 Songs
β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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I truly can't get enough of this music by Daniel Hart & sung by Sam Reid. I'm pretty sure Lestat de Lioncourt has possessed then both.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Playing Fallout 76 on PS4 & have an open party where I'm playing Vampire Lestat Radio until my AuDHD ass gets sick of it (which will likely be NEVER). If you're on PS4 or PS5 & want to take a listen to this music without it being in your history, find my Astartiella username. Or listen here:

music.apple.comThe Vampire Lestat by Jennie Jonzen on Apple MusicPlaylist Β· 13 Songs
β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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A thread about my having a panic attack that turned into a thread about my watching The Vampire Lestat...

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Well, sleep isn't happening. Panic still happening. So I'm going to eat some comfort food & watch episode three of The Vampire Lestat, with ads, instead. At least the ads also The Vampire Lestat, like THIS:

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Absolutely loving my summer Vampire Lestat playlist.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Another track just dropped, The Loneliness by The Vampire Lestat, from Interview With The Vampire on AMC+. Music by Daniel Hart. Sung by Sam Reid as Lestat de Lioncourt. music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

music.apple.comThe Vampire Lestat by Jennie Jonzen on Apple MusicPlaylist Β· 14 Songs
β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Just adding this here for anyone who follows me.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

I can't handle vetting & following everyone who follows me. Gave up on that long ago. But I'm getting a lot of new followers & if you see this & want me to follow you back, let me know here, so I can see who cares about that. Also, I'm looking for a job, so let me know if you want to hire me, too.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

Their Plastic Fiends song is about how I feel about the USA rightnow, so it's perfect that it came out right before the Fourth of July. And it goes so well with my Plastic People poem that I'm still writing.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Plastic people & their Plastic wives with Plastic faces living Plastic lives. Started to write that poem about 20 years ago, lost it, been trying to retrieve it from my brain ever since, and then reminded of it just a couple days ago when 5 new Vampire Lestat songs dropped. Take a listen here:

music.apple.comThe Vampire Lestat by Jennie Jonzen on Apple MusicPlaylist Β· 14 Songs
β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

Since I'm still needing support, I created a new funder.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Trying another form of funder, because I still need help. spot.fund/x2dlzlmsb

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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Happy 250th Birthday to the United States of America. This song, Plastic Fiends, sums up how I feel about what's going on in this country. youtu.be/rdEfjoCY5Zs?...

youtu.bePlastic FiendsYouTube video by The Vampire Lestat - Topic
β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Plastic people & their Plastic wives with Plastic faces living Plastic lives. Started to write that poem about 20 years ago, lost it, been trying to retrieve it from my brain ever since, and then reminded of it just a couple days ago when 5 new Vampire Lestat songs dropped. Take a listen here:

music.apple.comThe Vampire Lestat by Jennie Jonzen on Apple MusicPlaylist Β· 14 Songs
β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

Happy Birthday, USA. These lyrics really do sum up how I feel about the last decade under the Magat fascists, even despite the 4-year respite. They were always creeping this way, but these last ten years, they've been racing.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Happy Fucking 250th Birthday, America. Feels more like a funeral. Here's the lyrics to Plastic Fiends, written by Daniel Hart, played by The Vampire Lestat. youtu.be/rdEfjoCY5Zs?...

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

It's wild when I get viral posts, when I can't even get hired or get any financial assistance from the greater community. I'm on a starvation diet, but at least people are liking some of my posts. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ™„ spot.fund/x2dlzlmsb

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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Trumpstain admitted that he claims things are rigged when he loses. He just admitted it publicly.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

What it's like being me: I need to buy food for me & my cats, and it seems like my parents are done helping me & so is everyone else, and I still don't have an income & can't seem to get hired by anyone.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

It's wild when I get viral posts, when I can't even get hired or get any financial assistance from the greater community. I'm on a starvation diet, but at least people are liking some of my posts. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ™„ spot.fund/x2dlzlmsb

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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

I hate begging. For both financial aid and work. And I'm not good at getting either. And I'm too engrained towards honesty & being moral to be deceptive enough to ever become a billionaire, or even millionaire.

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

It's wild when I get viral posts, when I can't even get hired or get any financial assistance from the greater community. I'm on a starvation diet, but at least people are liking some of my posts. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ™„ spot.fund/x2dlzlmsb

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What do you all say? Should I just turn this funder into a weed funder for my stoner ass? Being desperately out of work and poor isn't getting me help. And I'm not audacious enough to inspire lots of people to donate. spot.fund/x2dlzlmsb

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β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Instead of funders for food, cat food, gasoline, etc, maybe I should make a stoner weed funder. It's medical & should be covered by Medicaid, but isn't, even though I have a medical card. It helps me get through my day & lessens my anxiety & depression like no other drug ever has. Whaddya think?

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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The Vampire Lestat is one of the best fictional bands for a tv show or movie ever made. I wish I could get paid to promote these guys. If I ever get such a gig, don't worry. You'll all know about it. 🀣 LOL youtube.com/playlist?lis...

youtube.comThe Vampire Lestat de Lioncourt - YouTube
β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

I'm in a mood to promote The Vampire Lestat music. Here's my one-of-a kind Vampire Lestat earrings, with added vampire happy faces...

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

Still looking for work. Need to earn at least $500 a month. $2000 a month would be even better. If anyone can help me out with employment or financial aid, I need help. #mutualaid #lookingforwork #employment #help #gofundme #spotfund #venmo www.gofundme.com/f/easing-the... spot.fund/x2dlzlmsb

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
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Isn't it everyone's dream to get paid to play video games? Well, it is mine...

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ@astartiel.substack.com

Anyone want to pay for a year's worth of playstation premium & Fallout 1st? I'll play live on Twitch, if you do. Bare in mind I'm a 50-something AuDHD woman lacking a big personality & I'll mostly bitch about politics, if you do. www.gofundme.com/f/easing-the... spot.fund/x2dlzlmsb

β˜†JennΡ—e S Jonzenβ˜† Is He Dead Yet?! πŸ––LLAPπŸ€ŸπŸ€βœ΄οΈβœ³οΈπŸŒŸβ˜˜οΈπŸ—½πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ—ΏπŸŒ»πŸ’™πŸ’›β­οΈ
@astartiel.substack.com

I wanna be a Suno rockstar... Might only get paid via donations... Listen to my song Towards A Distant Star: suno.com/s/flxQlTfM7y... www.gofundme.com/f/easing-the... spot.fund/x2dlzlmsb

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Playing with Suno to turn my poetry into music. Towards a Distant Star, words by Jennie Jonzen, music by Suno with voice derived from Jennie Jonzen. suno.com/s/flxQlTfM7y...

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And here's my contribution to getting Count Binface elected in Clacton, UK.

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Had to try another version, this time derived from my own voice, like I've never heard it before! I hope Count Binface hears this. LMFAO! @countbinface.bsky.social I'm In Love With A Bin by Gemini, Suno, & Jennie Jonzen, parody of Queen's I'm In Love With My Car suno.com/s/7I6J9URhiF...

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Here's hoping Clacton-by-Sea, UK, does the right thing today, and shows appreciation for getting worldwide recognition by voting for the Bin and not the garbage Farage.

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I meant to publish this on my main YouTube channel, with over 300 total subscribers, not the one with only 16 subscribers. So, here's the song again, I'm In Love With A Bin youtu.be/SyTLM0b7c5I?...

youtu.beI'm In Love With A BinYouTube video by Astartiel
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Well, in my book, Count Binface won this. And if it was required to attend the count, Farage would've definitely have forfeited.

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As Count Binface himself said, he was the clear winner of all the candidates who bothered to show up. youtu.be/k_tmCRzNbhk?...

youtu.beMy Clacton Victory Speech!YouTube video by Count Binface

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Let me know if you like this music & want to hear more. Me personally, I get a big grin on my face & start dancing, when I hear my poems & lyrics turned into music, like this...

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I might turn more of my poems & songs into Suno music. I'll post them to this playlist, when I do. I might also post them to YouTube, like I did with the Count Binface song, I'm In Love With A Bin. suno.com/s/kbnZyjl31H...

suno.comNew Songs by @astartiel | SunoSuno is building a future where anyone can make great music.
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I wish I had a way to monetize myself online so I didn't have to break my back doing physical work I'm too old to do. Seriously, if anyone can help me figure out a way to consistently make money online, please let me know. After the next month, I don't know if I can keep doing this job.

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If I could find a way to make more money, like that right there, I would also subscribe. If anyone wants to help me figure this out, that would be just great.

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Anyone want to pay me $40/hr for a 40 hour week, regardless of if I work that much each week, DM me. πŸ˜‰

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People who stay at places & then don't tip their housekeepers SUCK. Don't be one of those assholes, m'kay? Thanks for attending my Ted Talk.

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I used to think Life (Death) Insurance was a scam, but ACTUALLY Health Insurance is the real scam. At least Life Insurance helps pay for death expenses. Health Insurance pays for Health Insurance CEOs yachts.

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Health Insurance is INSANE. This video REALLY lays out just how insane our current lack-of healthcare system is here in the USA. Although, I think we need to rename "Medicare For All" to "Congressional Healthcare For All." From @abdulelsayed.bsky.social youtu.be/42Z7KI3cbhQ?...

youtu.beWhat's Brewing? Medicare for AllYouTube video by Abdul El-Sayed