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So I can’t just mail a liquid. Like if I go to USPS with a puddle and some stamps they’ll tell me no. But what about a cardboard box filled with liquid? Is there a maximum sogginess the postal service will accept? How moist can my mail be?

22/5/26, 8:54 pm0 reposts2 likes

Milo Trujillo

@backdrifting.net

22 May

Bringing increasingly soggy packages to USPS to find the dividing line. I walk in and the postal worker just groans, completely sick of my shit. I set down the box with a decisive *squelch* and grin

Milo Trujillo

@backdrifting.net

22 May

Launching an Amazon competitor that guarantees your packages will be Moister than an Oyster™

Milo Trujillo

@backdrifting.net

22 May

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