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Just got an email asking to partner with Polymarket.... I'm not witty enough to come up with a Grade A reply other than I'd rather stick an icepick in my ear. Give me your best replies. The ones with the most likes gets used in my reply.

26/10/26, 6:14 pm0 reposts7 likes

Tyler

@rangersrecap.bsky.social

“If I wanted to partner with a prediction market, I’d just go ask your mom”

A normal man

@griffin173.bsky.social

@hockeyviz.com has had some good ones if I recall

OutsideTheGarden

@outsidethegarden.com

What are the odds that you will?

BlueshirtsBryan

@blueshirtsbryan.bsky.social

Rather take an anal bath in acid

Dennis

@den-down-unda.bsky.social

"Put all your money on me telling you to take your partnership and blow it out your ass."

🇵🇷 Johnluke Chaparro

@jlchaparro8.bsky.social

"I'm more of a monomarket guy myself, if I'm being honest"

Robcelletti

@robcelletti.bsky.social

Mono means one, market means market.

🇵🇷 Johnluke Chaparro

@jlchaparro8.bsky.social

This one gets my vote

Robcelletti

@robcelletti.bsky.social

YES YES YES