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Making fun of people for which car they think is cool is a proud American literary tradition, thanks for keeping it alive. Have you heard that the next Camaro might be a 4-door sedan? No idea what personality that's gonna capture but you can bet it'll get em all.

also

Yup, first that came to mind.

Arrow passing through Gorka before hitting Hegseth

OMG, the Mustang thing. Talk about maximum lethality

Back then my 89 Mustang 5.0 LX was better and cheaper than the GT. Just sayin'...(not white). Bought it new for $12K! Most fun ride ever owned.

The yearbook quote bit is 🤌

100 percent would have put peanut butter on his office phone earpiece and called him from a pay phone to hear him say "Helloahhfhfwhaththell"

@elizabethbsf.bsky.social

We had one of those!

"late-model, white, non-GT" is the closest anyone has gotten to slipping a shiv between his ribs; congrats

"Sorry Pete, beat you to it." An absolute heater.

FWIW warfighter isn’t a new term, see e.g. www.marines.mil/Portals/1/Pu.... The difference is that it used to also mean things like “The first requirement [of victory] is to establish what we want to accomplish, why, and how” and not just something inane about violence

“an unlikely spin of the malfunctioning slot machine that is life”

Most amusing thing I've read in weeks.

Great read!! Kudos Brian!! 👏

oh another for the what the fuck this shithead is YOUNGER than me file

Im clipping this for daily use.

. 🔥 batting avg maintained 😆 … but forget the rakes; he’s constantly stepping on his dick

I loved “thermonuclear dork.”