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I can arrest you this fact from personal experience, but not in a public setting 😵‍💫

It probably was a Denny's but he was too embarrassed to admit it.

There's the Denny's Warp, but that's a known strat that must be unlocked bsky.app/profile/thed...

Would an IHOP be more plausible?

Hilarious.

*nods* like the pub hub

Pedantically correct. THE Waffle house is in every reality

correct

Waffle Houses have a sobering effect on people. That's where their alcoholic blackout ends and they start wondering how they even got there.

Thought you were talking about Good Luck Have Fun Don't Die for a second. But that was a Norms

Denny's serves a large (overpriced) menu and usually has more tables/space for larger groups. WH is cheap, small, high-turnover, and the food is a billion times better

The Waffle House menu is kept small enough that an order be signaled purely with physical placement of condiments on the target plate. This eliminates any paper or electronics from the ordering flow, which allows best in world disaster recovery.

It's like if you went to Night Vale and saw a dog at the dog park.

Did you see that metal band that played

Waffle House definitely your destination when the combo of intoxicants backfires and you feel yourself tripping badly. It's like a field hospital for the drug lifestyle and often neutral territory if you're a member of a literal gang. "Waking up" in one is a universal american experience at this pt.

Oh, I dunno. Remember a case recently where a bunch of Grim Reapers were operating out of one. (That show should have lasted longer).

Waffle House: based AF.