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This is Trump: $5 ladies and gentlemen, that's all it cost for this amazing new product. Yes, for a mere $10 you can have it for your own! Isn't it worth just $20 to own the security that only $100 brings you? For the peace of mind that comes at the cost of just $500 dollars? Send your $5,000 now!

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Tramp went to heaven and St Peter said, you’ve got to spend a day in hell too and chose. He went to hell and saw all his friends dressed beautifully and partying. When he went back the next day all his friends were dressed in rags and starving. Why? Satan said yesterday I was just campaigning lol 😂