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I love the idea of introducing more speedrunning lingo into academia. We now have the hiring meta. I’m waiting for the keyboard cam streams of my favorite researchers.

We do this at the University of Chicago, with 5 scholarly works instead of 3. The focus is on the *quality of the scholarship*, NOT anything about its quantity (e.g., citations counts or grant dollars). Makes PTC meetings surprisingly fun and interesting: we discuss our colleagues' best work.

Hiring and promotion panels asking for your 3-5 best papers has been standard in the UK for a while now. We also hold the national Research Evaluation Framework (REF) every 7-ish years where (roughly speaking) every academic submits their best 3-4 papers from those years and funding is awarded…

…to each department based on panel assessment of the quality of the submissions. Interestingly this was introduced by the famous number theorist, Swinnerton-Dyer. It’s not perfect, obviously, and it’s going to smash hard against AI when it’s next held in 2029, but it’s not bad. And because…