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i was probably 7 or 8? My Mom made a big deal that she & my Dad were going to talk with me about 'the birds & bees'. When the big talk day finally arrived, completely embarrassed my Mom shoved a book in my hand and told me i had to read it & report back to them what i learned. 1/

i dutifully read the whole book. (Note:: the cartoon pictures still haunt my dreams.) i reported what i read:: when a Mommie & a Daddie love each other, they give each other special hugs and then 9 months later a stork delivers a baby into the Mommie's belly. So one bird, no bees. 2/

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You were a writer from the START lol