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Wouldn't it just go like this?

I would tell them about pokemon and watch as it thinks we battle with demons on the daily.

At this point it would take longer than the average lifespan of a peasant of that time to even begin to explain any of it.

Do you think you’d be hunted down for a dark incantation like that?

Peasant: hold up, first off what is hawk tuah? Time Traveller: the noise you make when you spit on a cock Peasant: why would people in the future spit on a rooster!? Time Traveller: it's not that but that is also the least stupid thing we do in the future

The amount of things you'll have to say just for it to make sense is insane tho

They'd probably call you a heretic first tho

What if he just totally gets it

That peasant would then create the golden age city of hawk tuah, only to have it burned down during the great coin dumping plague.

Can you tell them about Harambe while you’re at it?

so much nourishment in their head