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That is until President Bone Spurs decides to attack Iran again.

Just before the markets open on Monday. 'Quelle surprise!'

Ah. No more civilisation eradication 🤣

Oh wow amazing. bsky.app/profile/bruf...

Another market manipulation by the orange asshat in DC

* Prof. Steve Hanke: is a prominent American economist, currency reformer, & commodity trader who serves as a Professor of Applied Economics at Johns Hopkins University. Trump's Narrative COLLAPSES - Iran Refuses to Give Him a Face-Saving Exit June 28, 2026 *

Just in time for markets to open

Holy shit, CNN still has not figured out that Trump administration officials lie like they breathe. If you want to know if the Straight is open or closed the only honest source of information- god help us we are so deep in the upside down - is Iran.

Iran is loving this shit…plays right into their hands

Who said? ...

Yeah, yeah... What does Iran say?

"A Trump official says", which means it's automatically not true

Trump, instead, must accept that the Strait of Hormuz belongs to the Iranian people.

A green and yellow basket....

It would help if someone told Trump to shut the fuck up.

Of course. The markets opened earlier this evening. Please don’t tell me you haven’t figured this out by now.

Amazing how that always happens before the market opens on Monday. So weird. Am sure it is a complete coincidence tho.

Just in time for the markets to open tomorrow……

If Iran has been defeated why do we keep having to make new deals with them? They don’t seem defeated

Tomorrow is Monday. Can't have the Stock Market open with exchange of hostility. That will start again next Friday.

Just in time for stability when the stock markets open tomorrow. Is this setting a pattern of hostilities on the weekends and Sunday night announcing no more fire?

Seriously- the jokes write themselves

You mean the US will stop sending other ships through the strait? The US does not control it, per the MOU Iran controls the strait.

This is so fucking stupid