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Colin McInerney
@colin.how

so you call this a smash burger but you're telling me i'm NOT supposed to fuck it?

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Colin McInerney
@colin.how

depends on your junk and size imo; some folks are gonna want a white castle slider and others are gonna be lookin for one of those instagrammable burgers that's a foot tall and impossible to fit your mouth around. the world is a beautiful and diverse place to a fuck a burger.

Leading Internet Sinsation
@sinsational.bsky.social

i can maybe give some concession here so long as appropriate lubrication is going on here- mayo, ketchup, mustard, perhaps the right kind of relish. a good smash burger has enough texture you're going to need it

Colin McInerney
@colin.how

if zuckerberg can blow 80 billion dollars on a failed VR play i can do whatever i want to a burger of any size