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Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain.

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C🎃rpre👻 Reed

@corprew.org

18 Sept

Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great economic advisor Cramer's show on tonight. Go and watch him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor... I am Cramer.'"

C🎃rpre👻 Reed

@corprew.org

18 Sept

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Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

Jim Cramer: "I now meet people who think that capitalism is evil... You want me to take my wallet and give it to you? What do you want? 'Oh, I want the rich to make less.' Well, hey Lenin, game plan, how'd it go?"