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Nation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross Country

theonion.comNation’s Quiet, Gangly Kids In Cargo Pants Announce Plans To Be Freakishly Good At Cross CountryAURORA, IL—Confirming they would soon emerge from the nation’s basements, computer labs, and AP History classrooms to dominate 5K courses across the nation, America’s quiet, gangly kids in cargo pants...