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Okay so I can't get the idea of FF6 protagonists hosting public access TV shows out of my head. We've already got Cyan's meditation show, Relm's "Joy of Painting"-style show, and Setzer is basically Anthony Bourdain

Daphne Starcrash ✨@daphnestar.com

Welcome back to "Cyan's Meditation Hour." Stay tuned for "Relm Arrowny: Painting Life" at 7:00 and "Around The World With Setzer" at 7:30. You're watching WBRO, Figaro public television

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1 May

Edgar's show is basically Laura Kampf except male, Sabin's show is televised CrossFit. Terra runs a kid's show, basically Lambchop

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1 May

Locke just runs a prank show but the victims are always from the Empire

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1 May

Strago hosts a storytime hour. Celes puts on local theater productions. Gau hosts a really engaging nature show

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1 May

Shadow's show is just long, contemplative shots of pastoral settings. Shadow never appears and the purpose of the show is never explained. Mog's show is Soul Train

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Gogo's show is an incomprehensible cavalcade of sights and sounds. Umaro's show is a lot like Bear Grylls

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Daphne Starcrash ✨

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1 May

Bonus shows for short lived party members! Leo's show is historical reenactments. The ghost hosts an amazing ghost hunters-type show on the Phantom Train. Banon runs a call-in talk show, of course. Biggs and Wedge are a manzai comedy duo

Daphne Starcrash ✨

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1 May

And the rest of the moogles are background dancers on Mog's show, naturally. They also host a tell-all behind-the-scenes aftershow