Yes, satire is dead, but we can all chuckle at the fact members of the executive will now have to admit thermostats could possibly count as a “super intelligence” depending on whether you think a bimetallic strip is a sufficient abstraction to meet the definition under 15 U.S. Code § 9401(3)(B).
United States President Donald Trump issues executive order instructing federal government agencies to "use the terms 'Super Intelligence' and 'SI' in place of 'Artificial Intelligence' and 'AI' and will not acknowledge the usage of 'Artificial Intelligence' and 'AI' in any applicable setting."