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1984 chocolate rations-ass

youtu.be/bZe5J8SVCYQ

I know exactly what this means, but yeah, reading OW patch notes do be like this.

That's the alt text

Bulbasaur

we gave lucio a large buff the size of a QOL change (up from his light buff)

"X% reduced" instead of "-X% effectiveness" when formatting patch notes like this comes across as mildly malicious towards anyone trying to actually understand what's happening

Did the writer of the patch note have a stroke, or am I having one reading this?

This is almost at a Games Workshop level of wording

large boulder smallness reduced in smallness