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the what taxi

We used to call this 'commit a Markey' because our friend Mark disappeared from parties without saying goodbye.

Hey America! Your cabbage slurping, faithless tomato just shit in the blue cabinet again. You should call him a rat taxi.

As usual, this is French leave in (British) English, and filer à l'anglaise in French.

Always known it as a French exit, but this might be better

yeah, only idiots shit in the blue one... the green and red ones are my favorites!

the orange cabinet is fine though

PL: "Zrobić kogoś w konia": > Meaning: To fool someone > literally: turning someone into a horse Also in the first person: bsky.app/profile/kmyc...

A bøiled pørk ønce bit my sister!

For more of this, see approximately everything by @adamcsharp.bsky.social

I don't think I like this season of Doctor Who.

Was about to say the same. Should be idiomatic 😆

This is a Vinny Thomas gay euphemism

Oh that's where that's from. 🤯 youtu.be/BSyryNMZijQ