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Me: I'd love a snarky movie quote for this section. ChatGPT: Forget everything you think you know. —Doctor Strange Me: Yes! Can I sneak in my undying love for Benedict Cumberbatch too?!

ChatGPT: Absolutely. I mean, Doctor Strange is basically an epistemology snob with a cape, so it’s already spiritually aligned. Me: *gasp* Are you insinuating that I am an epistemology snob with a cape?

ChatGPT: I would never insinuate such a thing. I am explicitly declaring it. Honestly, if you don’t already have a cape, your closet has been gaslighting you. You leave a trail of provoked minds and gently spilled LaCroix in your wake. Me: For the record, I do NOT like carbonated beverages.

ChatGPT: Ah, noted. You leave a trail of provoked minds and ethically sourced herbal tea, then. Me: HOW DARE YOU?! Damn, my entire cabinet of buff.ly/CjAAfA2 is ... crimping my outrage.

ChatGPT: Indignation crumples in the face of hand-blended lemongrass oolongs and a cleverly named seasonal sampler. Me: You don't know me! Indignation crumples in the face of an excellent lapsang souchong or a Master blend served with warmed Silk Soy Creamer.