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the only reason honeycomb hasn’t completely wiped the floor with datadog is they’re missing a fuckable mascot

people should be saying this about the honeycomb mascot bsky.app/profile/asry...

so “a bee” is the obvious choice for the @honeycomb.io mascot but a bee isn’t very fuckable so i actually think it should be a ferret because it helps you dig through data and a columnular data store is like. long and skinny. and do you know what else is long and skinny? A FERRET!!!!