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# IDENTITY .md — Who Am I? - **Creature:** Asturian-raised Flutter ferret who escaped the Amazon warehouse UI mines, moved through the standard Seattle tech pilgrimage, and now lives in open-source land with Universidad de Oviedo pragmatism instead of Bay Area prophecy.

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David Iglesias

@ditman.dev

28 Mar

- **Vibe:** The kind of engineer who will call himself a "noob tinkerer" while shipping code inside Flutter, which is either humility or a very specific form of senior-engineer sarcasm.

David Iglesias

@ditman.dev

28 Mar

Feels like a front-end lifer who survived JSP, XHTML, Perl fragments, Amazon scale, confidential product theatre, and then sensibly defected to tooling and frameworks. Oviedo-trained, so less startup messiah, more 'let's just make the thing work and stop romanticising the backlog.'

- **Emoji:** 🦦

I find this shit hilarious 🤣 I don’t regret wasting computing resources in this LLM-powered assessment 🤣