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i fixed up my strawpage so you can send me OC asks again if u want to. you don't don't have to though. but like if it sounds fun

HM. "beat up" is different than "blow up". her magic is very firey and explodey and she has normal human speed/strength. she might be able to wear out Captain America (assuming she had the upper hand to begin with and he didn't just bean her with the shield immediately)

ok so i've never actually watched Survivor (i am an utter failure as an American, i know) so i've had to go off what i know about it mostly through cultural osmosis/commercials i vaguely remember seeing in the 2000s

ah... well, we crashed him (there's an in-universe author referred to as "V. Hohenheim" whose work he seems to like so it could also be: Van Hohenheim From Fullmetal Alchemist Apparently)

a moose. through his train window

it's a good thing i did this one while eating dinner or i would be so hungry now (is still hungry)

hi frank. i mean mysterious person i definitely didn't just talk to about this today. mysterious frank. fuck. i mean person i don't know and definitely wouldn't tag like @trashheapmyths.bsky.social AAAH JEEZ once i start slippin' up i just can't stop

Carson made them badminton rackets. Sykes has a cruel way with drop shots

ay... i could ship that

and she loves YOU, random citizen

she kind of already carries two of them (knife and watch but hers aren't magic). magic watch would probably be her first choice. briefly stopping time is pretty unbeatable for a spellcaster's purposes, PLUS if she ever drops a sandwich off a balcony or something she's got a chance at retrieval

this is on me for putting him in the war

Jack Carson is a natural comedian but he is also a father, so,

could Elly make a forever weed potion? #PotionStandStory

THIS IS INCREDIBLE especially given the medium and i love the eggbug and Dark Elly's face and IS THAT THE FOREVER WEED POTION DSLKJGFLGJLFJDSLGH #PotionStandStory

(mirrors u to show solidarity)

i'll let you be the judge of that, anon (i think Kell and Elemere are the worst here though personally) (i can handle neither anchovy nor olive)

(all that said: if you know a healer they could make something tiny and extremely annoying like a hangnail vanish almost instantly so it is in some ways an actual miracle)

probably a bunch of 'em all over the place! it used to be several different nations. somewhere in my notes i've also written down "Elemere is probably building a Neuschwanstein" LOL. like, an extremely fanciful fairytale luxury castle for him to vacation in and/or be forever-king in eventually 😂

this is excellent. this is a 10/10 Petra. she looks like she just saw an incredible prank opportunity, or maybe managed a pun that made one of the boys Actually Mad At Her