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Yesterday I got hit by a car. I was walking from my car to Walmart and looking to the right, and I thought I’d walked into the back of someone’s car on the left but I hadn’t. Bonked just hard enough to knock me a little off balance. All I did was throw my hands up in the WTF BRO pose.

Should have gotten their plate or at least kicked it, damn. When I came back out of Walmart there was a freaking CLOWN in full clown uniform buying probably clown things. Anyway it’s been a weird few days. Could have been badly hurt because someone can’t look in mirrors. Saw a clown.

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