The Onion@theonion.com21 MayNuclear Scientists Fucking Around In Friend’s Backyard Run Away After Stuffing Fission Bomb Into Coke Can1481907
Dunring@dunring.comVinegar and baking soda does the exact same thing. Found out the hard way at 4th grade science fair.21/5/26, 4:56 pm·0 reposts·1 like
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