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Tomorrow's Premium: The 15k word Hater's Guide To Oracle, an evil company that needs $150bn in the next 2 years and for OpenAI to become the most successful company in history or it will run out of money by 2030. Here's $10 off annual. edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...

Oracle vibrates with evil, and profits off of it too. It aggressively bullies its customers while providing little assistance to make its horrible products work, and finds every opportunity to increase pricing, even if it needs to sue. edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...

30/1/26, 12:34 am21 reposts134 likes

Man! I Feel Like a Catboy

@whinytheelder.bsky.social

Can't wait to get a OCI ad on the podcast version of this

When I say "run out of money," I mean that Oracle cannot afford to pay the debt on its data centers if OpenAI does not pay it. For OpenAI to do so, it will have to make more money than Salesforce in the space of a year. edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...

@cardude.bsky.social

I'd really like to see Larry lose his ass. Call me a hater.

@joecgiles.bsky.social

Sounds like something that could carry a lot of contagion.

Also, a note about bailouts, and on TikTok and "influence." edzitronswheresyouredatghostio.outpost.pub/public/promo...

charlesedavis.bsky.social

@charlesedavis.bsky.social

It is not emphasized enough how bad Oracle products have always been.

coconutlizard.bsky.social

@coconutlizard.bsky.social

Going under. AI casualty?

It's All Terrible

@itsallterrible.bsky.social

Just find more suckers to raise more capital to build more loss making data centres. Simple.

@joelbad.bsky.social

We have two data center projects being planned locally that have everyone worked up but if they can't even finish their baby in Abilene, there's no way they'd finish these little ones

@jonnyboy27.bsky.social

"Stop, I can only get so hard", etc.

@djig.bsky.social

Damn't, is it ok if I put up this anyway?

Ghost Retrievers 👻 Despise Fascists

@zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social

If your reaction lasts more than four days, that’s perfectly healthy.

wozvillenation.bsky.social

@wozvillenation.bsky.social

Wonder why Trump is pushing so hard for interest rates to be cut to fund his buddy?

@hunnybun100.bsky.social

Yes! In the aughts, we used to sell Oracle apps that didn’t exist! Then we’d have to build them in weeks for customers onsite working around the clock and you end up delivering shit and customers are rightly mad and cheated. Ellison has run Oracle by the seat of his pants forever.

@hunnybun100.bsky.social

It’s always about outrunning the last debacle and serving up the next thing. Very much like Elon before Elon.