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@emptywheel.bsky.social

Bunch of my commenters are trying to come up w/good Alexander Smirnov limericks (and not just bc I live there). There once was a fellow named Smirnov And for him, the truth was a turn-off He gathered his lies From GRU spies Then spun them to credulous jerk-offs www.emptywheel.net/2024/02/21/d...

22/2/24, 3:08 pm22 reposts148 likes

Matt B

@mattblades.bsky.social

23 Feb 2024

A man named Smirnov claimed Biden Had secret arrangements in hidin' Weiss fell for the lies Sent by Russian spies Now it's Smirnov's ass he's indictin'

Lunar Parking Orbit

@lunarparkingorbit.bsky.social

22 Feb 2024

*chef's kiss*

Desert Ratt

@hotsonora.bsky.social

22 Feb 2024

That’s easy. Now do a Haiku

Dan Murphy

@bungdan.bsky.social

22 Feb 2024

No limerick to offer, but it sounds like the stage name of a bad 1980s observational comic.

fishgutzombies

@fishgutzombies.bsky.social

22 Feb 2024

Once Smirnov and the KGB Planted lies in form 1023 That all of the Bidens Had bribes they were hidin’. That shit duped Comer, Jordan, Grassley!

Guy Baddis

@guybaddis.bsky.social

22 Feb 2024

Drink a Smirnov and brandy Alexander Report to your Comrade commander Suggest that a Biden A bribe has been hidin' But your words are nothing but slander