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2026 Brazilian general election results 99.90% reporting 🔴 Lula da Silva (PT): 0 (0%) 🔵 Flávio Bolsonaro (PL): 0 (0%) 🍄 Mario (SM): 123,957,463 (100%) SUPER MARIO PROJECTED TO BECOME NEXT BRAZILIAN PRESIDENT, PROMISES TO DEPORT ALL GOOMBAS AND KOOPAS FROM BRAZIL

🚨 BREAKING: VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT LUIGI VOWS TO DECLARE WAR ON "BOWSER'S CASTLE"