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ESG Hound
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trump hasn't had an erection in at least 5 years, don't let them convince you this is a sex thing. She's there to manage his constant pants shitting and the weird devices strapped to his body

ESG Hound
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they have never cared about previous affair rumors, like the Laura Loomer one. It's because she is his ass wiper not the other thing that makes him seem young and fertile or whatever. keep chopping

Matt Royer 🤘🏼@mattroyer.bsky.social

Looks like the WH put out the bat signal in the influencer groupchat because hit dogs are hollerin'. Ossoff's "travel with Natalie" is causing a nuclear-level MAGA meltdown and a lot of inference is happening from just 3 words, so Trump's camp seems to be telling on him. Yikes.

ESG Hound
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remember stormy daniels? it wasn't the cheating or the abuse that bothered them. it was that his dong looked like toad from mario kart and that he had to pay for sex

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ESG Hound
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the first national dem to muse out loud "wonder how many pairs of depends she has to lug around in that giant bag" will be the 2028 frontrunner

ESG Hound
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every single person who has been within 10 feet of trump in the past 6 months knows he constantly smells like shit. this includes cowardly democrats, foreign officials and the press. that's why you're getting this reaction. everyone knows it and why they're melting into goo when it's pointed out

The Psychopomp@narzoth.bsky.social

Yeah, this reaction suggests to me that we're underestimating the amount of elder care he needs. And I already suspect he needs diaper changes, ass wiping, and help getting in and out of the shower, chairs, and bed.