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You'd think that after 13 years of development, Star Citizen would've at least solved basic engine issues like "you regularly just fall straight through the floor for no goddamn reason, and can't recover unless you log out, which blanks anything you were currently doing"

Agent Jazz Hands

@exofuture.graphics

Like I know most of their planned ideas are wildly unrealistic, I wasn't expecting it to be finished, but c'mon. If you haven't got the simple principle of "walking around" sorted, what the fuck have you even been doing?

12/12/25, 7:10 pm0 reposts0 likes

Agent Jazz Hands

@exofuture.graphics

12 Dec 2025

Almost equally wild is the number of people who insist that this is fine because "it's an alpha" as if a) being in alpha after 13 years is fine and b) that's a reasonable excuse when you're selling it like a real game