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@suzyj.net Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I’m speeding in a 65 Chevy c-10 with no seatbelts on the back roads of rural SC to get my date home before 11 and swerve to miss a opossum

I am flag pole

Nice to meetcha. I’m drove a Vespa helmet-less in between two buses passing each other going in opposite directions down a narrow street in Rome.

Hi I’m my malformed heart from birth

I'm so tired I dyslexia'd "feet" as "inches" and immediately thought of Men in Tights.

There you are!!!

Hi, I'm caffeine overdose.

Good evening, I’m a bottle of scotch.