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I've tried to give the legend of Zelda series a few chances throughout the years with little success. I'm going to try and play through the 3ds remake of ocarina of time and live tweet my thoughts whenever they come up.

Wow the motion controls feel super good for the slingshot minigame

Walkthrough moment 1/? What the fuck you mean I have to go back and fourth between the dad and the ranch lady and then wait afk in real time for an egg to hatch into a chicken and that is the only possible way to wake him up. What a stupid roadblock.

Omfg walking ALL THE WAY FROM LINKS HOUSE each time I reload the game is going to be obnoxious throughout the whole game isn't it

Saw an impassable pillar of fire in dodongo cavern and was running around like a chicken with its head cut off for 15 minutes because the solution was literally just to hit an eye on the wall with my slingshot. Cool puzzle bro

Walkthrough moment 2/? Not me not realizing that smashing link's face into a wall by rolling into it can be used to break crates and shake things off of trees. (The gold skulltula outside zelda's castle)

AFTER AFKING FOR 30 MINUTES ON AND OFF I WIN! FUCK YOU GAME DEVELOPERS GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN 10 POUND FISH HEART PIECE (i simply got lucky, this minigame is BULLSHIT)

Also, I've been following a walkthrough more in general, so if I label something a "walkthrough moment" it means I'm baffled that I was even supposed to infer a series of events in the video game. It's funny to me that EVEN THE WALKTHROUGH thinks this game is bullshit with how it does it's puzzles.