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the thing about sonic 06 is that you think oh sonic kisses a human woman it must be on some crash bandicoot 90s shit. sonic the stud. but its so much crazier than that because its not horny even a little. its instead deeply sincere about what it means for sonic to be your summer boyfriend

you cant marry sonic. but you can take the memories of your whirlwind affair with sonic with you your whole life and let it make you a better person. this is genuinely the message of sonic 06

no one was on sonic team's level. from like 1998 to 2006 they did not know what shame was. and it was stupid. and it was beautiful. shadow the hedgehog died for the sins of man and then omega crucified him

I genuinely deeply enjoy opening Bluesky, seeing your profile pic in my feed, then seeing the first line of a thread like "The thing about Sonic '06 is...". Always a good and unexpected time.