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the thing about sonic 06 is that you think oh sonic kisses a human woman it must be on some crash bandicoot 90s shit. sonic the stud. but its so much crazier than that because its not horny even a little. its instead deeply sincere about what it means for sonic to be your summer boyfriend

you cant marry sonic. but you can take the memories of your whirlwind affair with sonic with you your whole life and let it make you a better person. this is genuinely the message of sonic 06

… but wasn’t that wiped from history and everyone’s memories?

actually it means they'll meet again in the next life where sonic is reincarnated as a realistic human man and elise is reincarnated as some kind of cartoon critter

that too