I have a good Dalton story.
U of M 1995
Me: Hey, where are you from?
Him: NY
Me: Where’d you go to school?
Him: Dalton
Me (thinking): Is that in Westchester or LI?
Him (offended): Dalton is the most prestigious school in NY
Me: Oh, so I went to school for free and ended up same place as you. Cool.