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Until Trump speaks publicly, I’m going to assume he’s incapable.

Take your bets on Trumps 2 o’clock Oval Office address: 1. Blame Epstein victims 2. Blame Dementia and resign 3. Blame (insert city/cities) and send troops 4. Declare Martial Law 5. Confess being Putin’s Puppet 6. Announce Elon is going to send him to the moon on the next rocket 7. Declare war