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Let me guess... Now it boils water by mining crypto for the company that makes it.

Maybe they fixed the problem that the temperature reading doesn't update when you turn it off & back on but don't remove the kettle from the base.

If your toaster starts talking, watch Red Dwarf (talkie toaster reference)

the security of your AI smart toaster has been compromised. please update the software version to 1.24b

yeah also when can I install custom firmware to run doom

I’m on the third update for my toilet seat by now. This is not how I imagined the future tbh.

My kettle is literally a half beat-up piece of plastic with a heating element. I wonder what kettles nowadays even require a firmware update for

This is why I still boil water in a pot to make tea.

prolly got calibrating

maybe it lets you calibrate the goodness of the water

Man where’s the firmware located? Been looking for a reverse engineering project for a while now. Also what’s the product name? And last of all; why the fuck would your kettle need a FIRMWARE UPDATE. ITS A GODDAMN KETTLE

Not furwear?

wtf

KettleOS Snow Lion 1.5.156

... Nope going back none of my kitchen appliances need to know what an internet is whatever feature it has can be done without it