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They've already made the Beej one anyway.

Also works

Compleajing

I did see it coming, and I still snorted. Sometimes the obvious joke is good

Goddamn it. They literally warned us too.

Dang now I really Beejdrop as a card Just starts changing all your oppents into Beej … the level 5 super judge … Wait this is a horrid idea I’ll get an interaction correct again!!

This seems like a perfect print-to-demand drop for charity, tbh. Get the designers on this stat.

"obscure means good" killed me 😂

I know! I think if any card should have downsides, it's the Simic Slaw. Also if you get full value for the battle side (get an ooze for each defense counter) the Slaw can't attack into 5 tokens, but you'll probably mill out your opponent pretty quickly

I feel like the sacrifice makes it a hard non-bo but its also weird and symmetrical. Maybe it should be sacrifice. Creature type bard hag. Maybe add -9 Exile target permanent and a white pip, ha ha

Deep in Golgari territory, ha ha ha

Doubling up on the Beejswap at the end was perfect 😙👌

I’m over here wondering how you represent “hoping to catch the BC ferry and not be the first car on the next one” on a card.

Every time I think yall cant go funnier you post even higher levels of comedy. I am always so happy to be wrong.

Richter is black/red, "Tap Richter to create a 1/1 Qwopter Thopter".

You have me there. I just sort of figured that if there was going to be an allergen deck, it was going to be green/black, lol.

The highest praise!!!!

god *damn* the Beejdrop got me XD

s tier beejdrop

Years of being a LRRMTG fan prepared me for this (and yet I still didn't see the ending coming until it was too late)

This is so good! Holy hell!

I'd maybe buy a Bear Force Pilot Runner secret lair precon.

Art

I never realized until now I want Qwerpline (or a Qwerpline adjacent) radio show on Ravnica. 😅 Hear me out…Bylaw and Order meets Qwerpline…!!!