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@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com

It's Friday and that means Pizzamas is almost over for another year, and when it ends, the Timeless Island goes away forever! $10 for charity and you get something packed with jokes like these: pizzamas.com/collections/...

9/10/26, 3:35 pm13 reposts69 likes

Nathan Long

@natedogg.bsky.social

Is it really "bi-annual" if you do the degreasing one day, and then do the second degreasing for the year the next day?

Kathleen De Vere

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com

"I didn't decide how calendars work!" Mort huffs. "I'm just usin' them to my advantage!"

MattMT

@mattmt.bsky.social

is biannual twice a year or every two years

Kathleen De Vere

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com

"We ain't been open for a year yet, so I'll tell ya later," Mort grins nervously. You attempt to glance into the kitchen but he hastily escorts you to your table.

Abi Rein

@abijean.bsky.social

I may be biased, but this is my favorite one yet!!

Kathleen De Vere

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com

🤩 High praise, thank you!!! (I have to admit, I think of all three, this is overall the highest, best-written one too. I'm also very partial to the uh... "merfolk," but I'm likely in the minority here...)

Abi Rein

@abijean.bsky.social

We can be in the minority together!

Jim Lapage 🇨🇦

@jimtsf.bsky.social

It's a shame these are fake. Most people would be surprised by my bucketeering credentials.

Kathleen De Vere

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com

We could always play the game! I don’t want to rob you of the opportunity to work in an old-timey exploitative mine! 😜

Kathleen De Vere

@kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com

Also, this is one of my favorite "shot-chaser" jokes. Nobody found this in my playtests, but maybe your players will! (I'm a big fan of giving NPCs tables of information. This way instead of monologuing at your players when you have information for them, you can have a conversation instead.)