Kelly__le@kellyle.bsky.socialTaco Bell warning about the wild ride your asshole is about to go on.20/10/26, 10:45 pm·4 reposts·23 likes
Parsley Sage@tattudeguywa.bsky.social6dWhen you’re trying to be nonchalant AND fast-walk to the restroom, your mantra is—11
Kelly__le@kellyle.bsky.social6dYou have to walk like you’re not about to shit your pants. Outside: cool and collected. Buttcheeks: clenched1
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