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When I was a kid and we didn't have Ipads, Internet, or games to speak of, it was either bug the parents constantly or entertain ourselves where "entertain" meant general destruction, medical emergencies, or angry neighbors showing up at the door.

I once got picked up and brought home by the police when I about 5 years old. Long story.... I was bored and walked around the block and woman in hair curlers saw me and thought I was lost or something and called the cops. Okay... not a very long story.

When i was 7 I wandered into a neighbor's house and ate a banana. Mom thought I got kidnapped, but I was just frolicking all over the neighborhood like a dumbass.