What's bothering me? When it's 11:59:59 Halloween comes to a screeching halt. You can even hear the needle scratch across the LP.
But Christmas starts in July and ends just before Valentine's Day.
I'm an experienced engineer and I can't find a job for years now, It's really getting to me. Can I get a werewolf hug, or even just pat his head? 'cos that'd give me cozy brain chemicals.