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Final Destination, but the protagonist already knows they have precognition. They also have telekinesis. So, it would be like Tina fighting Jason in Ft13th: Part VII, but they'd intuit all of Death's Rube Goldbergian schemes. Also the movie takes place on a gigantic cruise ship. In this essay I will

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He Who Walks Behind the Toy Aisles

@randyofaftimes.bsky.social

6 June

If I may suggest? Ship has illness going around. So on this GIANT ship, there's not many people seen and NO ONE wants to open their cabin doors...

Marigold

@marigoldrowell.com

6 June

No, the opposite! A big disaster for the beginning vision. THEN. Crowds of passengers at the buffet. Only the protagonist notices events unfolding, then the final piece clicks into place, and their best friend silently pitches overboard while choking on a shrimp.

He Who Walks Behind the Toy Aisles

@randyofaftimes.bsky.social

6 June

AHHHHH! RIGHT! I misread and thought about it as a FRIDAY THE 13th film! MY mistake!

Marigold

@marigoldrowell.com

6 June

Jason on one of those massive Carnival Cruise ships, though.... I'd watch the hell out of that!