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"My husband complains about the cold," the man said. "Can you teach me a spell to keep him warm?" "I can teach you to bind hair into a net to catch heat," the wizard said, "using arcane counting and a pair of fine wands." After a while, the man said "Isn't this knitting?" "This, too, it's magic."

Discworld witchcraft

Found it! 🤓

I was just ruminating how the version of the teamster's hitch my dad taught me was indistinguishable from magic.