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"Come out and fight!" the knight called. "Very well," the dragon replied. "As the challenged party, I get to choose weapons. I choose pistols." "What? I have a lance and horse!" "I don't. Here is a matched set, pick one." "Those are cannons!" "Tomayto tomahto. Pick, or forfeit the challenge."

The knight glumly inspected the cannons, recalling scant details from a semester on modern siege warfare he'd mostly spent chasing damsels. "This one I suppose. Now where is the powder and shot?" "The what now?" Asked the dragon, hefting the other cannon like a cosh.