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Praying that the new Fantastic Four movie has this exact scene by @neilaglet.bsky.social in it, beat for beat.

4/2/25, 3:50 pm926 reposts3.4K likes

keroll.bsky.social

@keroll.bsky.social

Ngl.. when tv entertainment was king back then. Some of us dreamed we could do this lol

@leafyfififoo.bsky.social

Wait, all the replies acting like he's dropping the kids off at the pool, am I the only one reading this like he's watching tv but using his hands for other bathroom-requiring purposes?! 💦 😬

@fizzvstheworld.bsky.social

"JUST WATCH THE MATCH DUDE" KISS MY ASS

@victorperfecto.bsky.social

Plastic Man Jones, here

White Blaster Beetleborg Donald

@rangerdonald.bsky.social

Now I’m just picturing Hook as Franklin Richards.

@maxthyme.bsky.social

Could be worse, he coulda had to pee and just stretched his dong in there.

Spector Hair Day

@spectorhairday.bsky.social

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Spector Hair Day@spectorhairday.bsky.social

The Thing has rocky skin, but we know from the times he has suffered extreme damage that he is still fleshy like us inside. The point of this is that we can assume that the Thing poops like the rest of us. His rocky hide, however, makes it impossible to wipe. Ergo, the Thing smells like shit.

@laurean.bsky.social

Perfection

kevinstreet.bsky.social

@kevinstreet.bsky.social

"Oh, I am." That's absolutely something Ben would say.😀

@itshammytime.bsky.social

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Airlie Anderson

@airlieanderson.bsky.social

Amen!

@felipegaonar.bsky.social

XD

Cornelius Beer & Wine

@corneliusbeers.bsky.social

Surely Reed could have stayed on the couch…?

@calijester.bsky.social

Mid credit scene.

Sub-optimal Prime

@suboptimalprime.bsky.social

If Reed's body is completely malleable, why doesn't he just increase his "storage capacity" until a better time to use the bathroom presents itself?

jib-jibberson.bsky.social

@jib-jibberson.bsky.social

why does he look so focused though? His butthole is malleable, he ought to be able to dump truck that biz

@superferret.bsky.social

This is Reed Richards we're talking about. He's too smart to think of that.

The prospect of someone claiming that Reed was “full of sh*t” and them being *technically* correct would be too mortifying for him to accept.

Jonathan Wojcik

@bogleech.bsky.social

Couldn't he go to the bathroom in just a split second by stretching open and dumping it all out at once??

mouseman makes them pay

@mouseman2467.bsky.social

wh

He could but we have to be thankful for each and every he chooses not to.

SpartanLeonidus

@spartanleonidus.bsky.social

😍This is better than their AI poster & probably the whole movie!

I think the movie looks good!

SpartanLeonidus

@spartanleonidus.bsky.social

I hope it is, the AI poster doesn't lend me hope at all.

nursemetal.bsky.social

@nursemetal.bsky.social

Sue would nip this in the bud by turning his retinas invisible until he was done

@gengarprofessional.bsky.social

Lol 😂