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I've tried writing "Happy Birthday" on a cake and it just doesn't work out

fesshole ๐Ÿงป@fesshole.bsky.social

Mum's a baker and taught us all. As a child, I assumed that when a man cums it's like squeezing batter from a pastry bag. I was astonished when I first saw the jerky, uncontrolled ejaculations of my boyfriend. 20 years later, I think my idea was better.

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