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Since there is no place for bowties in the water, his facial hair must carry the required jauntiness. Note that back in those days, older man had the common decency to cover their he-teets and back hair with a suitable swimming shirt.

Interesting fact: one theory about Cerberus, the three headed dog of Greek myth that guards the gates of Hades - is that the name comes from "Κέρβερος" - "spotted". In other words, the gates to Hell are guarded by "Spot".